It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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