she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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