It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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