Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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