So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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