If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Drunk walkin through police station. America
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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