Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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