Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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