I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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