dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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