what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
