i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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