I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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