Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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