3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
