I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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