So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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