Jerry, you need to find god
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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