Small penises have feelings too.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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