I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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