Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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