You made me cry and you don't even care
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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