the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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