I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The power of my boobs compel you
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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