Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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