i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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