Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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