Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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