i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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