Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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