how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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