I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
we're chasing vodka with high fives
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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