we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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