so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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