That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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