It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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