This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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