I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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