at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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