thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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