At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
no you cant smoke seaweed
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
