Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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