We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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