What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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