I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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