Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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