and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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