This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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