I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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