She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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