the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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