Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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