Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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